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want to open your own claude monet?!visit the samotivation.com self-improvement podcast and website made by yours truly :) ðšñƒñ…ð½ñ/ kitchen - season 1 episode 3 translation by sami wehbe i have been working at "claude monet"for the past week the best restaurant in all of moscow.and now i know everything about everyone. there's our sous chefan unbelievable bore. and that's kostyaour bartender and a friend of mine. the groceries have been received! i wonder why with looks such as hishe still has no luck with the ladies. a great choice, excellent champagnefor the beautiful ladies
me and my girlfriend are going home.maybe you'd like to come over? and that is senya the cooka specialist in fruits and vegetables. and that's fedya fools like these are hard to findbut it would be boring without them. and that's nastya, the waitressshe is a vegetarian. serving food is not easy at all. delicate steak from a 6 month old lamb which was sprobably still suckling from its momwhen they slaughtered and grilled it. bon appetit!
and that good-looking girl is vika.to be more precise. victoria sergeevna. the manager of our restaurant yes, there are some misunderstandingsin our interactions and that is our lead chef you'd think that he hates everyoneand everything around him which retard cut the pepper for ratattouilein strips? but, in reality.. it's actually like that! i think that i will be a great additionto such a team. kuhnya (kitchen)season 1, episode 3
translation by sami wehbe.subscribe for more! )) stanislav nikolaevich, it's vitya barinovyou know, for the driving licence. and how could they take my licence awaywhen i didn't even go to the tver court? who? vasil mihailovich?he is the one who sent me your way! chef, there! what's this?- a goose. really? because i thought it was a camel!- don't we have a banquet today? is she invited too!?and what do i need a live goose for? chef, the delivery guy said thatyou wanted the freshest one available
vasiliy mihailovichit's barinov. disturbing you about the licence stanislav nikolaevich?there he is. he is next to me. yes. he said you would help.alright. i will wait. good morning. what are we doing today?- go unload the groceries. chef. i am not a porter. i am a cook.i have been unloading things all week. i came to you to cooknot to become a porter plus, i have already unloaded the goods. alright. kill the goose.- what do you mean? she's on the menu for today's banquet.- but completely dead?
do you want to cut meat off a live goose!? or do you think that pieces of meat grow on trees? every cook must be ready to kill!kill the goose! kill! kill! kill! kill the goose! that's an easy thing to say.i have never killed anyone in my life. and this one looks a lot like my uncle. i told you. i can't leave her now.i need to wait for the right moment. vadim, i have been listening to this for 2 years.enough! i already told you 2 weeks ago. there is someone else. isn't there?- maybe i did find someone else.
does he work here?- are you serious? you are married and have a healthy family. if i find out who it is, i will cut his head off. viktoria sergeevna,i hope the banquet is at the highest level. of course.i will go now and check everything. dammit! i cook "foie gras" every single dayand yet i am the one who has to eat macaroni with cutlets. as my one-legged captain used to say be happy that you are eating. and not the one being eaten! only macaroni for me.
why don't you eat meat, canim (turkish/kyrgyz word meaning "dear")- i am a vegetarian. what are you saying?vegetarian? i thought you were russian. vegetarians are people who don't eat meat. mmm. i know, i was a vegetarian during the 90s. there was no money, so i only ate potatoes.- i don't eat meat at all. i find it unacceptable to kill animals for food. that might have been a cute cowthat had a favorite calf. they grazed the pastures, loved eachotherand then came the people who cut her throat and made these juicy cutlets fromher meat
and the poor little calf.they probably barbequed him! oh, vayyy (russian exclamation), you tell the story in such a delicious way what do you mean it doesn't work that way?what if i give a bribe? aha. how much? it's cheaper to buy a new licence! well if i can't, then i can't.thank you anyway! yes- chef, they are calling you a dance floor, if you like. it's close to the bar.oh and there is viktor petrovich. i would like to introduce you. evidira gumarovna.the main culprit of the banquet.
happy birthday.- thank you! what may i help you with?- for dessert, i would like traditional tatar chak-chak (traditional dessert from tatarstan region of russia) and perhaps in the bread basket,instead of franzels, we put "ocpocmak"(tatari triangular pastry, filled with minced beef, onion and potatoes) and hot sorpun? i am afraid that not everyone will like that.let it be just chak-chak. go ahead. i can't. maybe you can give it a try.- i can't do it for sure. that's complete non-sense.- it's not. i saw it in a move.
go ahead! put it in. crap! we blew the fuse.- what do you think? did we kill it? it's says that it has a weak cardiovascular system.let's shock it. that will probably do the job.- on the count of three. we turn and surprise it! idiots! don't you have anything else to do!go work ****** idiots i know! i need a killer a professional killer than can finish it off. come here. and you. stay here for now
ainurahow about you help us slaughter the goose? 1000 rublesand you will never see it again. you mean never!?- why. yes. never. young man, we need to talk- yes vika works here with you.viktoria sergeevna. i want to know who she is dating here. and. why are you quiet?- why should i answer you? you don't want to answer me here? you will answer me in court then. understand? court associate"you're dead"
got it. got it. from what i know, she is not dating anyone here. we'll see. i wonder who will be killed first.me or the goose? screw you with your butter and chak chak.this is a french restaurant maybe you don't understand who our guests are. if she is a judge, i doubt that plumbers will come to her birthday. you can't argue with people like that.- a judge? in which court? i don't remember. i think it was the one in tver.- louis!
make chak-chak for today's banquet.-what? chak-pak? louis, if the guests want chak chakyou will make chak-chak. period. retard. pardon. only the boss, vika and kostya, kknow that i slept with vika. i should warn kostyanot to slip by mistake. that was the most talented rabbit that i have ever known. the rabbit.he slept with his comrade's wife. he is sleeping calmlylike he did with someone else's woman.
why did you tell him? i am dead already.- who? to the guy over there. what did he ask you? calm down man. he just asked for the bathroom./ there you go. chak-chakfrom our confectioner. try it! thank you. thank you formaking some changes for our menu. it's nothing. as a lead chefit is my duty to grant all the things that come to mind to my clients.and what do you do? my job is not that interesting.i am a judge. oh really?
too bad we did not meet yesterday.- what happened? oh nothing. they just took away my driving licence. but even if we did meet earlieryou are not from the tver court. coincidences like these don't happen. you know.i actually work in the tver court! you must be joking!- no. it's true. what was your surname?- barinov. viktor barinov. i was actually the one dealt with your trial and you did not even come to court.
i was busy with your banquet.perhaps we can fix this situation. i would really appreciate it.- no. you drove into the opposite lane.brought a traffic light to the ground i have an exucse. i was drunk. you should thank mefor taking away your licence for only a year. but of course. thank you. and your chak-chak was a bit weird.i will order it from somewhere reputable. hello.- we already saw eachother. yes. that man that you were aruging with..- my private life is none of your business.
yes, yes. exactly what i wanted to tell you. that.. which was between us..you understand, right? in short..you must not tell him about this. he will get upset and do something about it. you understand, right?- you are afraid that i will tell him about you? who? me?tell him if you want. it's up to you. and what's more that it was not sexbut it was just for fun. oh. so just for fun, huh? vadim.
you wanted to know who the new guy is?there you ago. get to know one another. this is my maxi. relax. you think, i don't know? she wants to make me angry. don't get insulted.. but.. she would never be with "long-ears" i know for sure. do you want us to grab a drink?- no. thank you.
as you wish hey, fool.where is your goose? wait. dammit. it was here.- why did you leave it there? the garbage truck probably already took it. calm down, looks like you won't have to kill anyone afterall. now i need to find a dead goose. ainura, where is there a market nearby? be grateful that i only took away your licence for a year!?
dirty snake. i will show her today.go go. fedya.- yes, chef. go to the pharmacy! i understand, chef. a classic. rabbit, where is the goose? i just finished it off! why are you this clean?there is not a single drop of blood on you. i didn't slaughter it. i choked it.- what a disaster. alright, othello.take your dezdemona to the sous-chef.
lyova, start cooking the goose.it's almost time. understood, chef. and i will take care of "with compliments of the chef" vika, we need to talk.- i already told you everything. stop it. you know how much i respect you.bunny. oh vadik (nickname for vadim) there you are. and me and viktoria sergeevnaare talking about the banquet. meet eachother. this is my wife.and this is viktoria sergeevna. we already met eachother.she helped me a lot today.
it's great that you suggested we celebrate here. for me you are the best! why is it that small? it had a lot of feathers. and i went crazy while i was plucking it. there you go, chef. it's newone pill and she will not be able to get off the toilet seat. time to wish the birthday girl, a happy birthday! exucse me. could we talk for a minute?- ofcourse there. look at the goose.- that's why i called you.
thank you very much. go back to the dining hall. if i also see something interesting, i will call you. go. go. i knew that they would find you here.come, i will hide you elsewhere. quiet! don't worry. when i finish my shift, i will set you free. stay here. but quietly. i would like to raise a toast to my beloved.
darling, i wish you health and you will get everything else in the form of gratitude yes, i'd like you to know that i will always be here for you. lets drink for the best woman.for my beloved. hurrah! hurrah! hurrah!good evening! regardless of the fact that today we had a misunderstanding i have a small surpise for you. with compliments from the lead chef for your birthday. thank you for everything.everything is so tasty.
you know. i see that you are a very responsible and intelligent person. i think i will be able to help you.call me tomorrow. delicious hm. let me try it first. i overdid the pepper.yes. sasha, take it to the kitchen.i will spice it up and bring it back. i think its delicious. waiter, could you come for a bit? just a bit.
it's like i am in a tv series.he loves her, but his wife more. idiot. listen, vika. forgive me. i did not want to.i didn't know this would happen. don't touch me.why do i always end up with such jerks? i just parted with one jerk and the next evening i met another. listen, vika. everyone makes mistakes. it is my fault for trying to sneak out in the morning. no, it's my fault that i got with you in the first place. you *****- vadik.
so it's true, isn't it?you got together with this loser! you ***** hey hey! pick your words carefully.you are talking to a lady after all. what did you say?- i said leave her alone! have you all gone completely out of your minds?- chef!? excuse me, could we serve the goose? hide the gun, vadik.the pants. pull up your pants. he is a madman! somebody stop him! don't move!
is that my goose?- aha murderer little goose! goddamit. what a banquet, i messed up. ...missed. excuse us.my vadik should not be drinking at all. don't worry, it was not a real gun. but a gas one. he shot with it on my last birthday too. take this. it's for all the staff for the caused inconvenience.
and you call me tomorrow.- sure. let's look at your first week here. the first day, you almost poisoned a person. the second day, you fought with the bartenderand crushed the entire bar. and now i understand that you banged viktoria sergeevna. but and today.. they almost shot you. it seems that.. you fare well with this team.
lets go. well, rabbit. we accept you into our kitchen.on your knees. from now and forverwe accept you into our kitchen. in the name of the oven and cooking pans in the name of frying pans and soup spoons amen life is a series of losses and wins some mourn over the losses others celebrate the wins
and there are others who win, while they are losing what chef? you are not going to punish me?- was that not enough for you? you are the first person to go through this initiation ceremony. but everything worked out great, yeah? we should welcome everyone to the team this way. come on senya. come here. lyova.. fedya.. and whatever happensit's important to know that.. this is just the beginning.
no goose was harmed during filiming.seriously. translation by sami wehbethank you for watching! make sure to subscribe for more!
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