kitchen 29
[alexis muffled] i swallowed my hand! [callie laughing] [both laughing] [theme music]stump kitchen, stump kitchen gluten-free, vegan eatsand stumptastic treats! [alexis] hello! [callie laughing][alexis] how are you? [callie] i'm good. [alexis] we're friends!
[callie] yeah! [both] welcome to stump kitchen! [alexis] i'm alexis. [callie] i'm callie. [alexis] we're gonna make brussels sproutsfor you today! [alexis growls][callie growls] [alexis] double stump magic. double. one-handed juggling - take one. [callie laughing][alexis] whoa!
brussels sprouts everywhere! take two. take four. oh, oh, oh! high five! high one! so first we're gonna rinse them. [alexis singing] rinsey, rinsey, rinse. yeah do the bounce technique!
i love bouncy bouncy! yeah that works too. ah!! [callie laughs] [alexis] they're like little tiny brains. [callie] they're little tiny cabbages. [alexis] you can peel off some of the outerlayers that are a bit brown. you're nailin' it! [alexis belches] pardon me!
[alexis] sharp knife comin' out! whoa! how'd you lose your arm, callie? [callie] a shark bit it off. [alexis] me too! just kidding, it was a kitchen accident. [callie] we were born like this. [alexis] we were born like this. we can't fool you for too long.
this is how we were made! [callie] yeah. [alexis] we are set up for real chef timenow! boom! [callie] boom! [alexis] i'm gonna cut off the hard bits onthe end and then i'm just gonna cut them in half. hold it down with your stump or your littlearm - blah! [callie] wait can i do it? chop.
[alexis] yeah you want to? i'll supervise. here you are my dear. yep. yeah!! isn't that the best knife ever? [callie] yes! [alexis] not without supervision. [callie] no.
[alexis] otherwise you might... you know... [alexis sings] la, la, la, la[callie] hey don't cut off my arm! [alexis] nope okay i won't cut off your arm, don't you worry! [alexis] look how cool they look inside! [callie] i know! [alexis] they kind of roll around a littlebit. [callie] yeah they do. [alexis] woah![both laughing] [alexis] oh!
[alexis] i wish i always had you as a kitchenhelper. [callie] okay, this is another brussels sprout. [alexis] this? [callie laughing] yeah! no! don't cut it off again. [alexis] i would never! do you know what i didn't do? [callie] what?
[alexis] i didn't preheat the oven! let's do it now! what temperature would be good for brusselssprouts? take a guess. [callie] two.[both laugh] [alexis] let's try 400. [callie] 4 - 0 - 0. [alexis] don't forget to preheat your oven! [alexis sing-song] i have a little hat.
[callie] i have a bathing suit. [alexis] sweet bathing suit, where'd you getit? that must really help-- oops! i lost my hat! you are a magical, magical creature. [oven beeps] [alexis] i don't know why that always surprisesme. [alexis] we're just gonna be down here playingcause it's cool. we need to go to vegas and have our own show.
we would throw cups, we would balance thingson our head. i think people would come. wouldn't you pay money to see this? [robot music playing][callie robotic] let's do the robot dance. [alexis robotic] okay, let's do the robotdance. [callie robotic] let's dab. [alexis] ah!! [alien music][callie alien-like] aliens. [alexis alien-like] aliens.
[callie alien-like] come to invade your head. [alexis alien-like] we eat arms. arms. [callie alien-like] arms. [alexis alien-like] would you like to comefor dinner? [alien speaking alien language] [alexis singing] clean up the table! [alexis] cleaning while you go is so important. now, we're gonna season them!
here you are we're gonna put on some oliveoil. so just put on as much as you feel like onthere. [callie] ah! [alexis] little bit of salt. just follow your heart, just like, yeah bangit in. k, now we have some black pepper. [callie straining] [alexis] you're such a natural. yeah, yeah, yeah!
and last but not least a little bit of garlicpowder. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! now we're gonna mix it up! [callie gasps] [alexis] yeah we're gonna go right in thereand we're gonna mix it up. ready? [alexis sings] so oily and salty! [alexis] when you're Cooking, Recipes you always haveto drop something at least once, otherwise you're not really Cooking, Recipes.
let's uh - [callie] wash! [alexis] let's wash good idea! [callie] wait we don't have a dishtowel. [alexis] well we can do little shaky shakes. [callie] okay! [alexis] and pour that onto here! yeah! [both laughing]
[alexis] okay! [callie] okay there we go! [alexis] and then we spread them out so they'relike - [callie] like this? [alexis] yeah you got it! spread, spread, spread, spread, spread. [callie] that goes like that. [alexis] i have never cooked with such precisionbefore. [alexis] argh!
[alexis] k, ready to put them in the oven? [callie] yes. [alexis] i'm gonna say 30 minutes and thenthey're gonna get nice and crispy. [callie] set start. [alexis] so now we get to wait. [callie] let's have a dance party. [dance music plays] [alexis] yeah we did it! [record scratch][music stops]
[alexis] the brussels sprouts are done. [alexis] yeah. it only took ten minutes. it's good to check on your food! oven mitt! you only need one! oh my gosh! [callie] oh my gosh. it smells like smoke in here.
[alexis] yeah cause i think we burnt a couple. [bell dings] [alexis] so good. how do you feel about them? she loves them folks! i could eat these every meal of the day. [callie] uh huh! [alexis] breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snack,and in the bathtub, road trips, midnight snack. [callie] every hour.
[alexis] callie, i loved Cooking, Recipes with youso much! this was the best! thank you for being on stump kitchen! [callie] thanks for inviting me. [alexis] i know it was the best! oh! will you come back? [alexis] okay great! eat a brussels sprout.
[both] see you next time on stump kitcheeeeeeeeeeeeennnnn!! [both continuing] eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
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