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does public speaking make you nervous? do you sometimes find it hard to talk to your friends? are you scared to open your mouth? because your mouth is constantly filled to the brim with yogurt? blarg. there's got to be a better way. there is! introducing the yo gone! a convenient, high tech, discreet way to make your mouth be not full of yogurt. blaghhh! but how does it work?!


simple! just place the yo-portal above the receptacle-gurt pffthrrrrthhharttttffffmurgblrrrrph then the yo-portal can be easily removed for quick - ha ha - and efficient, yogurt reinsertion. it's thaaat easy! the yo gone is perfect for... sporting events! yeaaaaaaaaaah!! at the office...


...or even those intimate moments. order now and we'll throw in this spaghetti tissue! for all that spaghetti that just falls right on out of your nose. flurrppplurp splipperp hey, todd. you ready for that presentation later? blurrb fmorpblishplopblurg florpmurgpffffmmrrrg plishflllrrmmmborffblemmmmph


you got it! or should i say... yo...gurt it!

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