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gm once designed a car that went 400 miles on a single strip of bacon that car was never released because it's a waste of bacon celery once challenged bacon to a duel that's why celery has no flavor. the song brown eyed girl was about bacon it's just a complicated metaphor, numbnuts! bacon was invented by... bacon
i just blew your f***** mind! that liquid that surrounds beacon in the skillet that's not grease, that's just the skillet crying tears of joy. every word you say has a silent bacon in it you fart blaster bacon doesn't clog your arteries, just reinforces them. they used to play rocks, paper, scissors, bacon. but they took out bacon, because bacon always wins the average american eats one hundred pieces of bacon a year that includes vegetarians and babies.
that means even the average vegetarian baby eats one hundred pieces of bacon a year that's science, bitch. the only reason to put bacon in a salad is to remind all of the vegetables that they suck the higgs boson gets its flavor by passing through a field of bacon. you freak nerd. in crisis situations, bacon has been known to fry itself. just because it can, dickweed the number one cause of divorce is something about bacon.
bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon bacon, bacon bacon you bong nugget. you little turd temple you sack dingle. you dirty nipple bag
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